TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" (a VeggieTales song)

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

(CHORUS)
We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home, and lie around

And if you ask us, to do anything

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well I've never been to Greenland

And I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure 
In Saint Louie or Saint Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(CHORUS)

And I've never hoist the main sail

And I've never swabbed the poop deck

And I've never veered starboard, 
Cause I've never sail at all

And I've never walked the gang plank

And I've never owned a parrot.

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(CHORUS)

Well I've never plucked a rooster

And I am not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes 
Up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk,

And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Spoken)

Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?

Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about piratey things!

Oh.

And who ever's kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?

I think you look like Captain Crunch.

Huh? No I don't.

Do too.

Do not.

You're making me hungry.

That's it. You're walking the plank.

Says who?

Says the Captain, that's who!

Oh, yeah.  Aye aye, Captain Crunch!

Arrgghh!

Yikes!

(Sung)

And I've never licked a spark-plug

And I've never sniffed a stink bug

And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings...

(You just don't get it)

and we've never been to Boston in the fall.

(Spoken)

Pass the chips. Who's got the remote control?

Here it is.

Time for Geraldo!

It's definitely time for Wapner.

Oh, I don't like this show.

Hey, look! I found a quarter!