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Saturday, November 12, 2016

One day, on the Interstate...

A state trooper stopped a 95-year-old woman on the Interstate, and, as he was checking her license and registration, noticed she had a concealed weapons permit.

He asked her, “Do you have any guns with you, ma’am?”

“Why, yes I do,” she replied. “I have a .45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a .357 Magnum in the center console, and a .38 Special in my purse.”

The trooper said, “Good Lord, lady! What are you afraid of?”

And the old woman replied, “Not a goddamn thing, Officer. Not a goddamn thing!”

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