God, on creating dogs: “Oh, these turned out GREAT! I’m going to want all of these back at some point.”
Okay, so we’ve got Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George. It seems that the Royal Family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.
Oh, and then there’s Harry.
Who, ironically, is the only one who’s a ginger.
Here’s something I bet you didn’t know: Vampires suck blood for Vitamin D because they can’t go out in the sun themselves. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
What’s For Dinner? (LA-Style)
Tacos, quesadillas or burritos or fajitas?
Chili enchiladas or semitas or carnitas?
Flautas or guisado or frijoles or gorditas?
Everyone was pretty stoked when we announced we were getting the band back together, but the next task was figuring out who had a garage big enough for the 76 of us to march in.
I wonder if they decided to call it Preparation H because the name Aspercreme was already taken?
One day, Canada will take over the world.
Then we’ll all be sorry.
Okay, here’s a question: if moths really love light that much, why don't they just go flying in the daytime?
This week’s theological question: If there’s a “heaven’s no” and a “hell yes”, how come there isn’t a “purgatory maybe”?
“Do Not Touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.