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Thursday, August 10, 2017

One day, in kindergarten...

A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?!?!" the teacher yelled in shock.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

(Thanks, Melody!)

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