A kindergarten student told his
teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat
was dead?" she asked her student.
"Because I pissed in its ear
and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?!?!" the
teacher yelled in shock.
"You know," explained the
boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
(Thanks, Melody!)
(Thanks, Melody!)
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