A young man was traveling through the Southwest on vacation when he saw a sign that read, "Meet the Native American Who Never Forgets - Next Exit".
Being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the guy.
He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs." But the man is thinking, “Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a fake.”
Fast-forward 30 years - the same man on vacation again, now grown with a wife and kids, and sees the sign for the Native American again. He thinks, “What the heck, I'll stop in and see him.”
When the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."