"He had the look of an ornery cuss who would shoot a man for snoring. I began to suspect that my night at the sleep disorder clinic was going to be a bumpy one."
"You ain't allowed back here, gumshoe."
"Easy, Sarge, I work part time as a freelance feng shui coordinator."
"As I closed the blinds in my office, I could feel her steely gaze upon me even before I wheeled around. Her fiery eyes sparkled like rubies. I knew what she was after. So I handed her my separate bins for trash and recyclables."
"The dame pinched my wallet, Johnny. Follow that car, and step on it!"
"As I closed the blinds in my office, I could feel her steely gaze upon me even before I wheeled around. Her fiery eyes sparkled like rubies. I knew what she was after. So I handed her my separate bins for trash and recyclables."
"The dame pinched my wallet, Johnny. Follow that car, and step on it!"
"Who do I look like, King Kong?"
"She had the kind of knobs that an old-time radio would be proud of and you wouldn't mind fiddling with to get better reception."
"Her perfume lingered in my memory, like that goddamned 'It's a Small World' song."
"Midnight. The convention was in full swing. The sound of Klingon filled the room. The dame was nowhere in sight. For that matter, there were *no* dames in sight."
"One flick of my wrist, and her bra unhinged like the gates before a Wembley Stadium soccer match."
"She was woman and I was man. Nothing stood between her and me except for a flimsy negligee. I let it slide off me to the floor and stepped toward her."
"Thanks."
"She had the kind of knobs that an old-time radio would be proud of and you wouldn't mind fiddling with to get better reception."
"Her perfume lingered in my memory, like that goddamned 'It's a Small World' song."
"Midnight. The convention was in full swing. The sound of Klingon filled the room. The dame was nowhere in sight. For that matter, there were *no* dames in sight."
"One flick of my wrist, and her bra unhinged like the gates before a Wembley Stadium soccer match."
"She was woman and I was man. Nothing stood between her and me except for a flimsy negligee. I let it slide off me to the floor and stepped toward her."
"Thanks."
"Don't thank me yet”
"Too late -- I already have."
"The dame standing at the end of the dimly-lit bar wasn't very hot, but she wasn't exactly cold, either. She was lukewarm, like a turkey pot pie in an Easy-Bake oven."
"She ate dinner like old people hump -- slow and sloppy."
"She was trouble with a capital 'T.' No, more than that -- trouble in all caps. Well, that's maybe a bit excessive. She was *lots* of trouble, with a capital 'T' and an exclamation point. Maybe two exclamation points."
"I ventured into the dark alley with a pounding heart and a spastic colon, hoping neither would give me away."
"I've got five bucks that says you won't pull that trigger." "Good. I need that dough to buy bullets."
"The dame standing at the end of the dimly-lit bar wasn't very hot, but she wasn't exactly cold, either. She was lukewarm, like a turkey pot pie in an Easy-Bake oven."
"She ate dinner like old people hump -- slow and sloppy."
"She was trouble with a capital 'T.' No, more than that -- trouble in all caps. Well, that's maybe a bit excessive. She was *lots* of trouble, with a capital 'T' and an exclamation point. Maybe two exclamation points."
"I ventured into the dark alley with a pounding heart and a spastic colon, hoping neither would give me away."
"I've got five bucks that says you won't pull that trigger." "Good. I need that dough to buy bullets."
"I checked into the hotel across the street from the dame. My room was musty and dingy, and a Chuck E. Cheese sign blinked intermittently in the window, bathing everything in its cheery orange light. But I smelled a rat."
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