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Monday, June 20, 2016

Coupla Dad Jokes (in honor of yesterday)


Girl: I'm having heart surgery.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.

After the surgery when the girl wakes up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Dad: You don't know who gave you the heart???
Girl: What? (she starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding; he went to the toilet.

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