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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

TWEETS OF THE WEEK


The White Girl's Sexy Dance





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That answers the question


TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley


Three Little Birds

"Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin'
Smile with the risin' sun
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou")

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right"
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin'
Smiled with the risin' sun
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true
Sayin', "This is my message to you-ou-ou:"

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry!"
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing" - I won't worry!
"'Cause every little thing gonna be all right"

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right"  
I won't worry!
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right"
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, oh no!
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Sin City





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Story Time


Monday, October 26, 2020

Relationship goals


When will then be now?

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the move?

Col. Sandurz: NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then!

Col. Sandurz: What?

Dark Helmet: THEN!

Col. Sandurz: I can't!

Dark Helmet: Why not?

Col. Sandurz: We passed it!

Dark Helmet: When?

Col. Sandurz: Just now!

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Col. Sandurz: SOON!

Emma doesn't know nuthin'


One day, in the Uber...




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