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Wednesday, August 5, 2020

New Year's Eve




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Two things I need Today's Youth to know


No matter how tempting...





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Life-Affirming Quote of the Week





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Creative License

Sounds like one of those "It-sounded-a-lot-funnier-in-my-head-before-I-actually-DID-it" moments



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Website Wednesday 20.32

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


My gym just went bankrupt.
Who’s the quitter now?


Top of the Heap:  The Perseid Meteor Shower and Other Skywatching Events This Month

The Most Beautiful Drives in America, According to Long-Haul Truckers

18 Times Barack Obama Was Unequivocally You  (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

Who Are 'America's Frontline Doctors', the Pro-Trump, Pro-Hydroxychorioquine Weirdos Banned From Social Media?

The Most Fascinating Shark Discoveries Over the Last Decade (Thanks, Laura!)

12 Words With Very Different Meanings  in the U.S. and the UK

Exploring the Solar System (Thanks, Jackpack!)

Robot Umpires in Baseball

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

Finger Tricks to Pull on Little Kids (not counting "pull this")

The Coffee Kings of the Old West

Next-Level Beach Volleyball

10 (Mostly) Bloodless Horror Movies, for When You Wanna Be Scared, Not Unconscious

If she hadn't been wearing a bra, it would've been game over


Seven seconds that illustrate 2020 perfectly

So many bad decisions

Face mask fails

Every self-help book ever, boiled down to 11 simple rules



Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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It all makes sense now




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