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Monday, May 17, 2021

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Propaganda





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MONDAY MIND GAME

A wise man is lost in the desert with no water. He encounters a wise guy who is drinking from a jug. Seeing the wise man approach, the wise guy corks the jug. “May I have some of your water, please?” the wise man asks. “I am dying of thirst.”

The wise guy replies, 

“Yes, but only if you agree to three conditions: 

     1) You mustn't remove the cork from the jug; 
     2) You mustn't break up the cork or make a hole in it; and 
     3) You must not damage the jug or make a hole in it.” 

The wise man agrees.

How does he do it?






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As the wise guy was drinking from the jug, the wise man knows it isn’t full. So he just pushes the cork down into the jug.

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Not afraid to ask the tough questions...





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How Antivaxxers Sound to the Rest of Us





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HAPPY MONDAY, LITTLE DUCKS!


It's the thought that counts, innit?





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