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Thursday, February 25, 2021

Thinking about buying a boat?


The two best days of a boat owner's life:
          (1) The day he buys it.
          (2) The day he sells it.


boat [boht] (n)
1. a vessel for transport by water, constructed to provide buoyancy by excluding water and shaped to give stability and permit propulsion.

2. a small ship, generally for specialized use     a fishing boat.

3. a small vessel carried for use by a large one, as a lifeboat:

4. a hole in the water into which you pour your money


BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
         = Broken Often And Towed
         = Big Outrageous Annual Taxes
         = Boy's Other Asinine Temptation





How some misguided people like their steak...

"I've seen cows burned worse than that that survived!"
"When you bite into it, it has a muscle spasm"
"Just turn the cow loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."
"A good vet could still save it"
"I want it grazing on my salad"
"Just bring me a live cow. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home"

Wait... what?





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I'll just leave this here


Punny





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He's got a point...





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THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Why Are American's Health Care Costs So High?"

(Originally published on August 30, 2013)


In "Why Are American's Health Care Costs So High?", John discusses the complicated reasons why the United States spends so much more on health care than any other country in the world, and along the way reveals some surprising information, including that Americans spend more of their tax dollars on public health care than people in Canada, the UK, or Australia. 

Who's at fault? Insurance companies? Drug companies? Malpractice lawyers? Hospitals? Or is it more complicated than a simple blame game? (Hint: It's that one.)





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Condom Sponsors and Their Slogans


Cool tat




(Thanks, Dennis!)