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Wednesday, August 5, 2020

New Year's Eve




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Two things I need Today's Youth to know


No matter how tempting...





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Life-Affirming Quote of the Week





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Creative License

Sounds like one of those "It-sounded-a-lot-funnier-in-my-head-before-I-actually-DID-it" moments



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Website Wednesday 20.32

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


My gym just went bankrupt.
Who’s the quitter now?


Top of the Heap:  The Perseid Meteor Shower and Other Skywatching Events This Month

The Most Beautiful Drives in America, According to Long-Haul Truckers

18 Times Barack Obama Was Unequivocally You  (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

Who Are 'America's Frontline Doctors', the Pro-Trump, Pro-Hydroxychorioquine Weirdos Banned From Social Media?

The Most Fascinating Shark Discoveries Over the Last Decade (Thanks, Laura!)

12 Words With Very Different Meanings  in the U.S. and the UK

Exploring the Solar System (Thanks, Jackpack!)

Robot Umpires in Baseball

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

Finger Tricks to Pull on Little Kids (not counting "pull this")

The Coffee Kings of the Old West

Next-Level Beach Volleyball

10 (Mostly) Bloodless Horror Movies, for When You Wanna Be Scared, Not Unconscious

If she hadn't been wearing a bra, it would've been game over


Seven seconds that illustrate 2020 perfectly

So many bad decisions

Face mask fails

Every self-help book ever, boiled down to 11 simple rules



Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

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Moonstache





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It all makes sense now




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It's not a mask...

...a COUGHY FILTER, Coral!



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See Attachment




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The difference between being "pretty" and being "beautiful"



Why Women Live Longer Than Men, Part 4


Tuesday, August 4, 2020

In World War II...





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Guess his nickname





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Class Clown vs. Class Comedian - there is a difference


TWEETS OF THE WEEK


'Murca!





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Things you can say in response to literally anything






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Cookies




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TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Something's Coming" from "West Side Story"


Something's Coming

Could be, who knows? There's something due any day
I would know right away soon as it shows
It may come cannon balling down through the sky
Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose

Who knows? It's only just out of reach
Down the block on a beach under a tree
I got a feeling there's a miracle due
Gonna come true, coming to me

Could it be? Yes, it could
Something's coming, something good if I can wait
Something's coming, I don't know what it is
But it is gonna be great

With a click, with a shock
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock, open the latch
Something's coming, don't know when but it's soon
Catch the moon, one handed catch

Around the corner or whistling down the river
Come on, deliver to me

Will it be? Yes it will
Maybe just by holding still, it'll be there
Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy
Meet a guy, pull up a chair

The air is humming and something great is coming

Who knows? It's only just out of reach
Down the block on a beach
Maybe tonight, maybe tonight
Maybe tonight, maybe tonight

Talking is Powerful





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You had one job




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Oklahoma Quarters





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Why Women Live Longer Than Men, Part 3