One day, at the mall...

A couple went out shopping. The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around, she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cellphone.

“Where are you?”, she demanded.

In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelry shop we went into about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”

The wife choked up and started to cry, then said, “Yes, I do remember that shop.”

He replied, “Well, I’m in the pub next door!”