One day, in Heaven...

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a Cat have died.

All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German Shepherd says, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side.”

“Doberman,” asks God, “what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” says God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then God looks at the Cat and says, “And what do you believe in?”

The Cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”