Discerning content for Bad Hombres and Nasty Women

Sunday, March 31, 2019

I really need this warning label on my computer...

(Thanks, Ames!)

I want one

(Thanks, John)

Mary Poppins was a Jedi.

The Biggest Lesson I've Learned in My Lifetime


(Thanks, Miss C!)

The Dragon Temple

The Dragon Temple ("Wat Samphran") is located about 24 miles west of Bangkok, Thailand. The temple complex has a giant golden Buddha statue and several shrines and smaller statues within, but the one that draws the eyes of tourists is a 17-story pink tower with an enormous dragon wrapped around it. The dragon is hollow and it's possible to climb through its body all the way to the top. However, the stairs are in such poor condition that only a few isolated sections of the dragon are safe to climb. Some parts of the temple are also closed to the public or to foreigners.

I was kinda hoping the dragon was a big slide. 

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Toaster Knife

In case you need to bone up on your acronyms...

It's a joke. Don't take it so hard.
I understand the charity balls are a blast!
We should erect a statue in their honor!

One day, on the golf course...

A rich old man goes for his regular round of golf with his friends but this time he brings along a gorgeous young lady.

“Guys, meet my new fiancée,” he says, full of pride as he introduces her to his pals.

For the rest of the afternoon, his friends can’t take their eyes off the stunning beauty.

After the round of golf, the rich man goes up to the bar to buy drinks for the group.

One of his friends goes with him and when at the bar asks him, “How on earth did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You’re seventy. She must be at least forty years younger than you!”

The old rich guy says, “I lied about my age.”

His friend says, “And she believed you? How old did you say you were?”

“I told her I was ninety.”

This week's Moment of Zen

Bear Grylls Reviews Survival Movies

Bear Grylls reviews how realistic survival movies are, including The Revenant, Cast Away, Point Break, Titanic, Bird Box, and more.

Y'all know who you are...

Thursday, March 28, 2019

How the world will REALLY end...



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All right, children... time for today's lesson on U.S. History...


THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Schwartz's Deli - Montreal's FINEST!"

(originally published on June 10, 2009)

Forget Cantor's in LA. Forget Manny's in Chicago. Even forget Katz's in New York. Their delicatessens are rank amateurs compared to Schwartz's Deli - a hole-in-the-wall, greasy spoon diner on Saint-Laurent Boulevard.

I first heard about Schwartz's several years ago when I was teaching a seminar in Montreal. Several of the attendees were raving about this place, so I figured I had to try it out. It was the dead of Winter, about a mile away from my hotel, and I walked - while it was snowing... at NIGHT, to check it out.

My first clue that this was going to be a good experience was the line of people stretching out the door and onto the sidewalk, standing in the snow, waiting for their take out orders. There were a few seats at the counter, so I parked myself and ordered the house special - a smoked meat sandwich. One bite of this thing and my taste buds were exploding. It was absolutely the best sandwich I'd ever had, ever.

This place absolutely needs to become a Mecca for you - unless you're a weenie-ass *vegetarian* ("Are you a vegetarian because you love animals or because you hate plants?").

Check this place out.

You'll thank me.

*Actually,* she's married to a "Silurian"...


Times, they are a'changin'


Wednesday, March 27, 2019



Parker's got a point...

Website Wednesday 19.12

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"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            They say any publicity is good publicity, so I guess I shouldn’t complain, 
                            but I can’t help feeling just a little insulted. And confused. I always 
                            thought those “Worst Dressed” lists were limited to *famous* people.

Top of the heap:  You Were At My Wedding, Denise

17 Pieces Of Indisputable Evidence That The Earth Is Flat

Give Donald Trump credit: His cover-up is working, so far

Beatbox Battle

12 Deeply Unsettling Food Facts You Wish You Didn't Know

What Might Happen if the Yellowstone "Super Volcano" was getting ready to erupt

Déjà Rêvé Is Even Weirder Than Déjà Vu

The 20 Greatest Breakup Songs Ever, ranked

Biker Club Pays Respects to the Christchurch Victims by Performing a Haka

Lineup for Woodstock 50

Florida Republicans Slam the Brakes on Felons Looking to Restore Their Voting Rights

Can you answer these real Jeopardy clues about your state(Thanks, Melody!)

Here's another: Questions about science that stumped Jeopardy! contestants

The World's Happiest Countries, Ranked

Walt Disney'sFirst-Ever Map of Disneyland - Revealed  (Thanks, Monkeybone!)

15 Secrets Airports Don't Want You to Know

A running list of how President Trump is changing environmental policy (It's a long list)

The Misunderstanding of The Scream by Edvard Munch

15 Bad Movies That Would Be Great With Just One Change

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
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When the teacher asks you to grade yourself...


Same Difference...

Fun Facts About Farts

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Vertical Roller Coaster, anyone?

A Vertical Roller Coaster
This is the "Wicked Twister" ride at the Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, Ohio. I'm gonna pass.