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Monday, April 30, 2018



Marvel Pun



Adam and Eve are in a locked room, on the floor, and they're both dead.

The only other things in the room are some broken glass and some water.

How did they die?

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Adam and Eve are fish.


(Thanks, Jo!)

I laughed way too hard at this...


Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

One of my items on my scuba bucket list...

The Silfra fissure is the only place where you can dive directly in the crack between the North American and Eurasian continental plates (which are drifting apart about 2cm per year).

The underwater visibility in the Silfra fissure is over 300 feet, which creates an underwater experience that will rarely, if ever, be surpassed. 

But it's cold!  Water temperatures are between 35°-39°F. Drysuit diving, for sure!

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Breakup in... 3... 2... 1...


Sweet Irony


The Letter Your Teenager Can't Write You

Dear Parent:
This is the letter that I wish I could write.
This fight we are in right now. I need it. I need this fight. I can’t tell you this because I don’t have the language for it and it wouldn’t make sense anyway. But I need this fight. Badly. I need to hate you right now and I need you to survive it. I need you to survive my hating you and you hating me. I need this fight even though I hate it too. It doesn’t matter what this fight is even about: curfew, homework, laundry, my messy room, going out, staying in, leaving, not leaving, boyfriend, girlfriend, no friends, bad friends. It doesn’t matter. I need to fight you on it and I need you to fight me back.
I desperately need you to hold the other end of the rope. To hang on tightly while I thrash on the other endwhile I find the handholds and footholds in this new world I feel like I am in. I used to know who I was, who you were, who we were. But right now I don’t. Right now I am looking for my edges and I can sometimes only find them when I am pulling on you. When I push everything I used to know to its edge. Then I feel like I exist and for a minute I can breathe. I know you long for the sweeter kid that I was. I know this because I long for that kid too, and some of that longing is what is so painful for me right now.
I need this fight and I need to see that no matter how bad or big my feelings arethey won’t destroy you or me. I need you to love me even at my worst, even when it looks like I don’t love you. I need you to love yourself and me for the both of us right now. I know it sucks to be disliked and labeled the bad guy. I feel the same way on the inside, but I need you to tolerate it and get other grownups to help you. Because I can’t right now. If you want to get all of your grown-up friends together and have a "surviving-your-teenager-support-group-rage-fest," that’s fine with me. Or talk about me behind my backI don’t care. Just don’t give up on me. Don’t give up on this fight. I need it.
This is the fight that will teach me that my shadow is not bigger than my light. This is the fight that will teach me that bad feelings don’t mean the end of a relationship. This is the fight that will teach me how to listen to myself, even when it might disappoint others.
And this particular fight will end. Like any storm, it will blow over. And I will forget and you will forget. And then it will come back. And I will need you to hang on to the rope again. I will need this over and over for years.
I know there is nothing inherently satisfying in this job for you. I know I will likely never thank you for it or even acknowledge your side of it. In fact I will probably criticize you for all this hard work. It will seem like nothing you do will be enough. And yet, I am relying entirely on your ability to stay in this fight. No matter how much I argue. No matter how much I sulk. No matter how silent I get.
Please hang on to the other end of the rope. And know that you are doing the most important job that anyone could possibly be doing for me right now.
Love, Your Teenager


Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits As Stewie and Peter Griffin

This year...

(Thanks, Ryan!)

Don'tcha *hate* when this happens?

When you stub your toe, and then just stand there in silence for a minute or so while internally screaming in pain

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Wait for it...


Revenge is Yellow

There's not a jury in the world that'd convict you.


The Class Reunion

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high, with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table and the widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, during one dance, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?”

After about 6 seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, yes I will!"

Needless to say, the evening ended on a happy note for the widower. However, the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes" or did she say ‘No‘? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over-and-over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him could not recall her response.

With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes" or did you say “No”?

"Why, you silly man." she replied, I said Yes. Yes, I will! And I meant it with all my heart!"

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued. "And I'm so glad you called. I couldn't remember who asked me!"

(Thanks, Chris!)

So your doctor gave you some antibiotics...




Nathan Fillion's Hidden Talent

Friday, April 27, 2018

The surface conditions of a comet, captured by the Rosetta Probe


I will survive...

Just 'cause there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace!

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 505 Woodway Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would
walk you there but I can’t carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says, "Let’s take my shortcut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me! How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes, lady!  I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens."


Try this oddly satisfying video

Have you ever seen something that makes your skin tingle and for some unknown reason provides you with a sense of unbridled peace and happiness? Gears working in perfect synchronization, a cake frosted with absolute precision, mouth-watering chocolate, balls of fish and marbles rolling so smoothly it hurts. Something that is just...satisfying? Well here's 11 minutes and 20 seconds of that feeling!

Superheroes: Male vs Female Version


Thursday, April 26, 2018

My year so far...

The Marvel Bunch

Trolling Level: Expert



(originally posted on November 30, 2011)

Okay, if this is real, I am duly impressed.

(Thanks, Debb!)

Don’t Ask This Guy To Photoshop Your Photos

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