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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Close Call




That's a MEAL!

(Thanks, JackPack!)

If you see an adult trick or treating with a blue bucket...


Halloween Chuckles

Anyone need a slutty costume for Halloween?
Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything


I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.

F**k the ships. 
My lighthouse, my rules.


Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
Apparently, they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.


I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you supposed to be?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?


I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood, the works.
“Zombie?” I guessed. 
“No. Art major.”

Halloween Medley

(Thanks, Ames!)

Happy Halloween From My Sister....

Melody has a security camera outside that's triggered by movement.

What fresh hell is this???

THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Here's a great Halloween idea..."

(originally published on October 31, 2013)

A Hot Dog Mummy

Happy Halloween Morning, Little Ducks!


Halloween PSA for this evening

Happy Halloween, Little Ducks!

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

No-Name Halloween

Ready For Summer?


Website Wednesday 19.44 - The Halloween Edition

Website WednesdayThe Halloween Edition
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

One of the worst things you can dress up as
for an Overeaters Anonymous Halloween party
is a giant Snickers bar.

Couple Creepiest of the heap: Here are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear. I lied. Here's 10 more.

The 30 Most Haunted Places in America

Super Creepy Facts

The 100 Best Horror Movies of All Time

The Cultural History of The Addams Family

Amazing Facts About Famous Monsters

Who was Dr. Frankenstein?

6 Stories From History That Sound Like Secret Zombie Movies

The 30 Best Horror TV Shows of All Time

2,175-pound pumpkin sets California record

50 Halloween Costumes You Probably Wish You Thought Of Yourself

The Science Behind Hollywood's Movie Monsters

The Not-So Mysterious Missing Grave of Blues Legend Robert Johnson

Warren Zevon's"Werewolves of London" by James Joyce

"Buried Alive" Newspaper Stories to Send Shivers Down Your Spine

A Brief History of Witchcraft in Art

Who you gonna call? - Making a Life-Sized Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

Headed to NYC? Check out the Museum of Slime

The Haunted Hospital

12 Halloween-Like Traditions From Around the World

          and, finally...

Horror Movies for Dogs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Boo. 
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If you're anywhere NEAR the Los Angeles area...

Little Ducks - seriously - GO TO THIS!

This is probably the best thing you can spend your hard-earned Halloween bucks on this year!

Thrill to the tales of Edgar Allan Poe and Edward Gorey in an evening of chilling drama with a soupçon of comedy. 

Haunting works enacted by moonlight, candlelight, and torchlight, including "The Pit and the Pendulum, The Tell Tale Heart" "Masque of the Red Death," and more. Goosebumps guaranteed!  
My personal favorite is their HILARIOUS rendition of Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" in a classroom setting and led by a fetching French teacher!

I'M going - anyone wanna join me?

You can buy tickets here

Okay, THIS is scary...

Science vs. Pseudoscience


Won't you be my neighbor?


Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Awesome Halloween Decorations

(Thanks, Ames!)


An Addendum to Clarke'a First Law




And time passes...


Yup. Pretty much


TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Monster Mash Party" by Bobby "Boris" Picket and the Crypt Kickers

As every schoolboy from here to Pellucidar knows, the definitive Halloween song is the "Monster Mash".  What a lot of people don't know is that Bobby Pickett recorded a number of follow-up songs, the most popular being THIS little ditty...

Stress Relief

Oh, my sweet Lord, what fresh hell is this?


Monday, October 28, 2019

Playground equipment when I was a kid



Monsters, I say!



What is unique about the following sentence?

“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting, nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability transcends intercommunications incomprehensibleness.”

Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer:


This is an example of a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long (e.g. third word is three letters long, fifth word is five letters long, etc.)





You're welcome


Happy Monday, Little Ducks

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