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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Or so I've been told

Reset the Clock. Again.

Stephen Colbert said it best:

Don't worry, Donald. 
They're not laughing at you,
they're laughing with each OTHER at you.

A little sump'n sump'n about the English Language


(originally published on November 16, 2011)

Don't Vote

Well, he's not wrong...


Wednesday, September 26, 2018

This could come in handy...


Don'tcha HATE when this happens?

(Thanks, Don!)

Website Wednesday 18.39

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Hey, remember a couple of years 
                            ago when the Large Hadron Collider 
                            overloaded and broke down, and 
                            everyone was saying stuff like, “It’s 
                            a good thing nothing weird happened
                            like some bizarre shift in reality!”?

                            Maybe it’s time to revisit that.

Top of the heap:  Didja see this? Didja hear about this? 7-year old's amazing rendition of the National Anthem

Finalists for the Funniest Wildlife Photos of 2018

11 Tasty Ways to Celebrate Autumn

Attention All Restaurants: Please Stop It With the "Fun" Bathroom Signs

Carl Sagan's Problem With Plato

Amazing Roofs From Around the World (Thanks, David!)

The Hidden Limits of the "All-You-Can-Eat" Buffet

An Explanation of the Ames Illusion

11 Horrible Jokes Restaurant Servers Have Heard a Million Times

Car Gadgets and Inventions You've Gotta See

What's the Maximum Gravity We Could Survive?

How Russia Helped Swing the Election For Trump

The Weird and Mystical World of Sleepwalking
Restaurant Designs That Are Comically Bad

Draw amazing art (e.g. wallpaper) in seconds with Weavesilk

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Cooking Tip



Flamethrower vs "Not a Flamethrower"

How does Elon Musk’s “Not a Flamethrower” compare to a real military flamethrowers? 

(HINT: The "Not a Flamethrower" is aptly named)