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Thursday, November 30, 2017

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?


What 2018 will look like after all that's happened




Like Wolverine




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THROWBACK THURSDAY - "For the sake of time... punchlines only"

(originally published on June 18, 2009)


For the sake of time... punchlines only


Rectum? Damn killed him!

I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head.

Aren’t you a little bit old to be believin’ in Leprechauns then?

We're the Aristocrats!

That dog's not so shaggy

Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly too”.

Frayed knot

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

They chip their teeth.

There’s WhiteOut on the screen

Watching your mother-in-law drive your brand new car off a cliff

But Mabel – it’s eating POPCORN!

Not so tough now are you, Batman!!

Well, wash your hands. I want a grilled cheese sandwich.

Be nice to each other...


Camouflage Level 10.0





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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Helium Beer Test (with subtitles)





(Thanks, Gay - And Melody!)

Hello...




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Stuff Teachers Would Desperately Love to Say to Parents


Website Wednesday 17.47

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

           
                            When one door closes, another opens.
                            When one door closes, another opens.
                            When one door closes, another opens.

                            -       Me, eating through a chocolate advent calendar


Top of the heap:  The Top Health Benefits of Coffee

Christian Theologians Challenge the Corruption of U.S. Christianity

Looking for stuff to binge watch? Here y'go...

21 Things That Will Make You Miss the Heck Out of Elementary School

Netflix's New Releases Coming in December, 2017

The Full 2017 Schedule of Christmas Movies and TV Specials

Here's a Path to Medicare for (Almost) All That Isn't Doomed to Fail

The Longest Songs of Classic Rock (Thanks, Melody!)

Here are 7 Airports More Interesting Than the One You're Stuck In

A Day in Pompeii - animation

The Amazing Benefits of Sleeping Naked

12 Secrets of FedEx Delivery Drivers

How to win at Monopoly

All you need to know about battery life hacks

8 Surprising Things You May Be Doing While Asleep

13 Questions to Ask Before Getting Married

10 Heartwarming Facts About The Miracle on 34th Street

The Little Drummer Boy Challenge - THE ultimate test of your Christmas music avoidance skills



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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The Most Famous Brand From Every U.S. State




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Comcast on Net Neutrality




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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Scrambled eggs in… 3… 2… 1…




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TWEETS OF THE WEEK


One day, in the hospital...

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"


Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?”

TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood And The Destroyers

Bad To The Bone

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

Public Service Announcement

Tragic, I say.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Rejection letter from Harvard


Grammar is important




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MONDAY MIND GAME

Can you find the missing number in the sequence given below?



11  15  19  12  16  ?  13  17  21  14  18  22









Give up?

Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer





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The sequence is given in the puzzle is:


11  15  19  12  16  ?  13  17  21  14  18  22


Let's break the given series as below:
11 15 19
12 16  ?
13 17 21 
14 18 22

Now read the number from the left-hand side from top to bottom.


So the number that will replace "?" is 20





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Norse Mythology


Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

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