A man is lying in bed in a hospital
with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands
and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from
behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse
replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers,
raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other
hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with
them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his
oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...
results... back?”
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