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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Vun day, at da fish plant up nort in Dulut...

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten finkers. 
   
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Okie  dokie, et’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I  can do.” 

Ole said, “I haven’t got da  finkers.” 

“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lordy- it’s 2017 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”

Ole says………”How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?”

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