A Conversation With Grandpa

Little Billy is sitting on the bench swing with his grandfather. He appears deep in thought when all of a sudden, he looks up and asks, "Grandpa?"

"Yes, Billy?"

"After 65 years, you still call Grandma 'Beautiful,' 'Darling,' and 'Honey.' What's the secret?

The old guy replies, "Well, to be perfectly honest, I forgot her name 25 years ago, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask!"