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Friday, March 15, 2019

The Fire Truck

A fireman was working outside the station when a little girl wearing a firefighter's helmet rolled up in a wagon that was decked out like a fire truck, complete with a stepladder hanging from the side and a garden hose coiled up in the middle. 

Pulling the wagon were a dog and a cat, each tethered by a rope---one rope to the dog's collar, and one rope, strangely, to the cat's tail. 

"What a great fire truck!" said the fireman. 

The girl smiled. 

"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig," the fireman continued, "but I think you could go faster if you tied that rope around your cat's collar instead of his tail." 

"You're probably right," said the little girl, "but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

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