A Comprehensive List of Oxymorons
(give or take a few)
"Anarchy Rules!"
"Free With Purchase"
"Happy Monday"
"Never Generalize"
"One Size Fits All"
"Slow Children" (with picture of running child)
"Thank God I'm An Atheist"
A Little Big
Academic Sorority
Accordion Music
Accurate Stereotype
Act Naturally
Advanced BASIC
Aerobic Exercise
Affirmative Action
Affordable Housing
Aging Yuppie
Airline Food
Almost Exactly
Alone Together
American Beer
American Chop Suey
American Culture
American Education
American English
American Geographers
American History
American Honda
America Online
Apple Tech Support
Arms Limitation
Art Student
Artificial Intelligence
Assistant Supervisor
Athletic Scholarship
Authentic Reproduction
Automated Data Processing
Back To The Future
Bad Health
Balding Hair
Bankrupt Millionaire
Beginning Finnish
Better Than New
Black Light
Big Foot
Brave Politician
British Fashion
Budget Deficit
Bug Free Code
Business Ethics
Butthead
Cafeteria Food
California Culture
California Expressway
Canadian Culture
Casual Intimacy
Catproof
Central Intelligence Agency
Centrally-Planned Economy
Cheerful Pessimist
Childproof
Christian Education
Christian Militia
Christian Scientists
Church Of Scientology
Civil Engineer
Civil Servant
Civil Libertarian
Civil War
Classic Rock & Roll
Clean Dirt
Clean Hack
Clearly Confused
Clearly Misunderstood
Clinton Leadership
Coca-Cola Foods
Coed Fraternity
Coed Sorority
Collective Liberty
College Algebra
College Education
Colored Music
Committee Schedule
Committee Decision
Common Sense
Communist Party
Completely Unfinished
Compulsory Volunteering
Computer Science
Computer Jock
Computer Security
Congressional Action
Congressional Ethics
Congressional Hearing
Congressional Oversight
Conservative Democrat
ConservativeThinking
Conspicuous Absence
Constant Change
Construction Worker
Convenience Store
Cooperative Multitasking
Corporate Planning
Cost Effective
Country Music
Courtesy Towing
Curved Line
Customer Satisfaction
CNN Style
Debugged Program
Debutante Ball
Decent Lawyer
Definite Maybe
Degradable Plastic
Democratic Congress
Department Of The Interior
Desktop Publishing
Diet Ice Cream
Dining Hall Food
Disco Music
Down Escalator
Down Elevator
Dress Pants
Driving Pleasure
Dry Beer
Dry Ice
Dry Wine
DOS Operating System
Economic Reform
Electroshock Therapy
Elevated Subway
English Syntax
Enquiring Minds
Equal Opportunity
Ergonomic Keyboard
European Community
Evolutionary Fact
Exact Estimate
Executive Decision
Express Bus
Express Mail
Fair Reporting
Fair Trial
Fallout Shelter
Family Entertainment
Fast Food
Federal Budget
Fighting For Peace
Final Version
First Annual
First-Strike Defense
Flat-Busted
Flexible Freeze
Football Scholarship
Foreign Relations
Found Missing
Free Election
Free Electron Laser
Free Love
Freezer Burn
French Culture
Fresh Frozen
Friendly Advice
Friendly Competitor
Friendly Fire
Full-Length Bikini
Full Service
Functional Manager
Funny Clean Joke
Fun Run
Fuzzy Logic
Genuine Imitation
Good Grief
Government Aid/Assistance
Government Efficiency
Government Integrity
Government Organization
Graduate Student
Great Britain
Guest Host
Gunboat Diplomacy
Half Dead
Happily Married
Hard Disk
Hard Water
Hazardous Waste Disposal
Helicopter Flight
Higher Education
Holy Roman Empire
Holy War
Honest Car Dealer
Honest Crook
Honest Politician
House Ethics Committee
Huge Market Niche
Human Evolution
Indecent Exposure
Industrial Park
Institutional Revolutionary Party
Intelligent Lifeforms
Internal Revenue Service
IBM Compatible
Journalistic Accuracy
Journalistic Integrity
Jumbo Shrimp
Just In Time (JIT)
Justice Rehnquist
Justice Thomas
Kosher Ham
Lace-Up Loafers
Lebanese Government
Legal Brief
Legal Ethics
Legally Drunk
Liberal Minded
Liberal Party (Conservative)
Liberal, Kansas
Liquid Crystal
Limited Lifetime Warranty
Literal Interpretation
Live Recording
Living Dead
Long Island Expressway
Male Compassion
Management Science
Management Support
Management Action
Management Style
Marketing Strategy
Married Life
Martial Law
Math Teacher
Mature Student
McDonald’s Dinner
Meatless Hamburger
Medicaid Payment
Medical Ethics
Microsoft Works
Middle East Peace Process
Military Intelligence
Military Justice
Military Peace
Modified Final Judgment
Moral Majority
Mutual Differences
Mutually Exclusive
Necessary Meeting
New Classic
New Democrat
New Orleans Saints
New Mexico
New Tradition
Nice Cat
Noble Savage
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Non-Dairy Creamer
Non-Denominational Church
Nonworking Mother
Now, Then
Nuclear Defense
Nuclear Plant
Oddly Appropriate
Operating System
Original Copy
Paperless Office
Partial Baldness
Partial Nudity
Partial Truth
Partly Pregnant
Passive Aggression
Peace Force
Peace Officer
Peacekeeper Missile
People's Democratic Republic of China
Permanent Guest Host
Petty Cash
Philosophy Science
Plastic Glasses
Plastic Silverware
Pocket Calculator
Police Protection
Polite Cab Driver
Political Leadership
Political Science
Politically Correct
Poor Republican
Pop Art
Postal Service
Pot Luck
Practical Logic
Precision Bombing
Presidential Promises
Pretty Ugly
Private E-Mail
Productivity Committee
Professional Courtesy
Progressive Conservative
Proprietary Standard
Psychiatric Care
Public School Education
Quality Assurance
Quality Service
Quick Fix
Quick Reboot
R & D
Rap Music
Rapid Transit
Reagan Memoirs
Real Fantasy
Realistic Schedule
Realtime Computing
Reasonable Female
Recently New
Reckless Caution
Red Indians
Relativistic Correction
Religious Education
Religious Fact
Religious Tolerance
Religious Science
Republican Initiative
Resident Alien
Responsible Committee
Restrained Grandparent
Rolling Stop
Rush Hour
Russian Economy
Safe Sex
Same Difference
Sanitary Landfill
Satisfied Democrat
Saving Price
Savings & Loan
School Food
School Vacation
Scottish Danish (Pastry Sold At 7-11)
Second Best
Sedate Sex
Semi Truck
Semi-Boneless
Senate Ethics Committee
Sensitive Male
Silent Scream
Small Crowd
Smart Bomb
Smart Drugs
Social Security
Social Science
Socialist Worker
Soft Rock
Software Documentation
Software Engineering
Solid Glass
Southern Justice
Spare Rib
Speed Limit
Sports Sedan
Standard Options
Stealth Bomber
Straight Hook
Strawberry Blond
Student Athlete
Student Teacher
Summer School
Suburban Culture
Supporting Documentation
Sweet Sorrow
Swiss Steak
Synthetic Natural Gas
Tame Cat
Taped Live
Tax Return
Television Critic
Temporary Insanity
Temporary Tax Increase
Terribly Pleased
Terminal Initialization
Tight Slacks
Tone Color
Total Quality Management (TQM)
True Gossip
True Story
Unbiased Journalism
Unbiased News Reports
Unbiased Opinion
Unbiased Predisposition
Uncontested Divorce
Understanding Banker
Uninvited Guest
Union Workers
United States
Urban Cowboy
Urban Planning
User Friendliness
Ventura Freeway
Violent Agreement
Virtual Reality
Voting Power
Waiting Patiently
War Games
War Hero
Wilderness Management
Wise Guys
Wonder Bread
Woods Metal
Working Vacation
Work Party
Young Floridian
12-Oz. Pound Cake
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