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Thursday, February 25, 2021

Thinking about buying a boat?


The two best days of a boat owner's life:
          (1) The day he buys it.
          (2) The day he sells it.


boat [boht] (n)
1. a vessel for transport by water, constructed to provide buoyancy by excluding water and shaped to give stability and permit propulsion.

2. a small ship, generally for specialized use     a fishing boat.

3. a small vessel carried for use by a large one, as a lifeboat:

4. a hole in the water into which you pour your money


BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
         = Broken Often And Towed
         = Big Outrageous Annual Taxes
         = Boy's Other Asinine Temptation





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