In a quiet voice, the guy next to him says., “Before you tell that joke, you should probably know that our bartender IS blonde. In fact, I’m a 6’ tall, 200 pound black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and is a rugby player. The fella on the other side of you is 6’5”, pushing 300 pounds, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Now think about it, pal… you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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