Highly Illogical
From far beyond the galaxies
I've journeyed to this place
To study the behavior patterns o
Of the human race
And I find them highly illogical
Girl meets boy they fall in love
She says he's everything
She's dreamed of
But when they get married
Before he's aware
She changes his habits
The way he combs his hair
She changes him to someone
He's never been
And then complains
He's not like other men
Now really I find this most illogical
Take the case of your automobiles
Greatest invention
Since man discovered wheels
Hydromatic overdrive
Four-on-the-floor
Pushbutton windows
Pushbutton doors
Double barreled carborators
Rush you any place
But you never can find
A parking space
Highly illogical
Take the case of modern man
He works all his life
Gives it all he can
Saves all his money
Works overtime
Pinches every penny
Banks every dime
All he can think about
Is money but you know
That he can't take it with him
Where he's going to go
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
Now is the time to journey home
To tell of what I've learned
My people, I believe,
Have every right to be concerned
For in spite of computers
And advanced psychology
Behavior patterns
Are still a mystery
I predict the future
Of this earthly human race
Is that having made a mess of Earth
They'll move to outer space
Well there goes the neighborhood
Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical
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