A farmer buys an expensive rooster to
service his 200 hens.
When he gets the rooster into the
barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've
got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have
fun, but take your time."
The farmer points him toward the
henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the
henhouse, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by
the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Randy runs to the pigpen, the cow
pasture -- soon, he's been on every animal on the farm.
The farmer is distraught, worried
that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer wakes up
the next morning to find Randy laid out flat in the middle of the yard,
buzzards circling overhead.
The sad farmer shakes his head and
says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself."
Randy opens one eye, glares and
nods towards the sky..."Shhhh! They're getting closer."
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