NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, "Monkey #1, do you know your mission?"
The monkey replies, "Ooah ooah! Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion-dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!"
Then NASA Control asks the second monkey, "Monkey #2, do you know your mission?"
The second monkey replies, "Ooah ooah! Once Monkey #1 has completed the trillion-dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Ooah ooah!"
Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?"
The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. Feed the monkeys - and DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"