A man is driving down the highway going 90 mph when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to the car and talks to the man.
Cop: Do you know I clocked you going 90 mph, I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
Man: Please officer, I'm on my way to the city. My son is in the hospital and I need to be with him.
Cop: I'm sorry but I need to give you a ticket.
Man: Sir, I've never had a ticket in over 40 years of driving. Can you please let me go?
Cop: How about this, I ask you a question. If you get it right you get no ticket, but if you're wrong you get a ticket. Fair?
Man: Sounds fair.
Cop: You're driving down the highway at night, and in the other lane you see 2 square lights coming toward you. What is it?
Man: Well it's a car!
Cop: That's not specific enough, it could be a Honda, a Chevy or a Ford.
Man: Well that's just not fair...
Cop: Well how about this one? You're driving down the highway and you see a singular light coming toward you. What is it?
Man: Well its obviously a motorcycle.
Cop: That's not specific enough, it could be a Harley Davidson, could be a Honda, or a Kawasaki
Man: Sir these questions just aren't fair!
Cop: Oh well, looks like you're getting a ticket!
Man: How about this, I ask you a question. If you get it right you give me a ticket, if you're wrong I don't get a ticket. Fair?
Cop: Go ahead.
Man: You're driving down the street when all of a sudden you see this woman dressed very scantily, with her cleavage showing, a lot of makeup, a little purse and every man that walks by her she hits on. What is that?
Cop: Well she's obviously a whore!
Man: Well that's not specific enough! She could be your wife, your mother, your daughter, or your sister!