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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair."

Ole says to his pal Lars, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em back at Dulute, sell 'em to our friends, 'n make a fortune.

Now when we go in der, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do DA talkin cuz if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink we're ignorant 'n try to cheat us. No way, dey'll know we're from Minnesota."

They go in and Ole says with his best "Wisconsin" accent, "I'll take 50 of those suits at $5.00 each, 100 of those shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and… ‘

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Minnesota, ain't you?"

"Vell...yeah," says a surprised Ole. "How'd ya know dat?"

"Because this is a Dry Cleaners..."

(Thanks, George!)

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