A guy gets stranded in the middle of Georgia on a highway miles from any exit. Rather than walk to the next exit, he decides to hitch a ride instead.
He extends his thumb, and the first car by stops.
"Need a lift?" asks the driver.
"Yeah." replies the man.
"First, are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
The stranded man says, "A Democrat."
The car speeds off. Soon after, another car stops.
"Looking for a ride?"
"Yep," replies the stranded man.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
The stranded motorist replies, "A Democrat."
That car speeds off.
It finally dawns on him that Georgia is a Red State through and through, just as a Porsche pulls up. In the Porsche is a long-legged, absolutely gorgeous blonde wearing a very tight, extremely short leather mini-skirt.
"Need a ride?"
"Oh yeah," replies the man.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" asks the woman.
"A Republican all the way."
"Hop in," replies the woman, and she starts down the highway.
Stunned by her good looks, the man can't keep his eyes off of her for miles. Suddenly, five miles down the road he stares straight ahead and bursts out in laughter.
"What's so funny?" asks the woman.
"Well," says the man, "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already I feel like screwin' somebody!"