The Vampire Competition

Three vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire amongst them. The strongest one started first.

"Watch this," he said as turned into a bat and zoomed off. After about ten minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Did you see that house over there?"

“Yes…"

"Well… I killed the entire family and sucked their blood dry!"

"Wow! Fascinating, as we expected from the strongest vampire!"

Then the eldest one takes the next turn.

"Watch and learn," he said as zoomed off even faster. After only five minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck.

"What happened??" they asked.

"Did you see that village over there?"

"Ye..yes?"

"Well.. I killed every last person on that village and sucked their blood dry!"

"Wow! Magnificent! Truly amazing, and we can expect no less from the eldest one!"

Finally the last turn belongs to the fastest one.

"Don't blink or you'll miss it," he said as he flies really fast, even faster than the other two. After only about 30 seconds, he comes back with blood all over his mouth, his neck, and his nose.

"Wh..what happened???" they asked.

"Did you see that big-ass tree over there?"

“Ye..yes…?"

"Well.. I didn't."