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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

One morning, on the bayou...

Boudreaux went fishing along the bayou one morning, but after a short time, ran out of worms. Looking around, he saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, so, knowing the snake couldn't bite him with a frog in its mouth, Boudreaux grabbed it right behind the head. Then he took the frog and put it in his bait bucket.

Now Boudreaux's dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

Thinking quickly, Boudreaux grabbed some weed and blew some smoke in the snake's mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

He released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, Boudreaux felt a nudge on his foot.

It was that same snake...with two frogs.

(Thanks, OT!)

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