(Other submissions gladly accepted)
Rectum? Damn killed him!
I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
This time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on ITS head.
Aren’t you a little bit old to be believin’ in Leprechauns then?
We're the Aristocrats!
There was no punchline.
Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly too”.
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
They chip their teeth.
There’s WhiteOut on the screen
Watching your mother-in-law drive your brand new car off a cliff
But Mabel – it’s eating POPCORN!
Not so tough now are you, Batman!?!
Well go wash your hands, I want a grilled cheese sandwich
Don't you think you ought to pet it first?