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Thursday, April 21, 2016

The whole punchline, and nothing but the punchline

(Other submissions gladly accepted)


Rectum? Damn killed him!

I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

This time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on ITS head.

Aren’t you a little bit old to be believin’ in Leprechauns then?

We're the Aristocrats!

There was no punchline.

Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly too”.

Frayed knot

Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

They chip their teeth.

There’s WhiteOut on the screen

Watching your mother-in-law drive your brand new car off a cliff

But Mabel – it’s eating POPCORN!

Not so tough now are you, Batman!?!

Well go wash your hands, I want a grilled cheese sandwich
Don't you think you ought to pet it first? 

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