A young man excitedly tells his mother that he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says. “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings in three beautiful women into the house. He has them sit down on the couch with his mother and they all chat for a while.
The man then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” To which the mother immediately replies, “The redhead in the middle.”
Stunned, the young man says, “That’s amazing, Ma! You’re right! How did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”