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Thursday, September 22, 2016

In this week's "Oh-Please-Let-This-Not-Suck" department... "Passengers"


The Starship Avalon, transporting 5,259 people during its 120-year voyage to a distant colony planet has a malfunction in two of its sleep chambers. As a result, two hibernation pods open 90-years prematurely and the two people that wake up just happen to be Jennifer Lawrence and Crisp Rat (well, if you want to be technical, it’s Chris Pratt, but I think Crisp Rat is funnier).


Passengers opens in the US and Canada on December 21, 2016.

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