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Saturday, September 3, 2016

One day, on a deserted island... (a Golden Oldie)

A man was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years.

One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!”

Girl: "Hi! Well, it seems like you've been here for quite a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!"

With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wetsuit and gives the man cigarette.

Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years"

The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wetsuit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh, thank you so much. You are like a miracle"!

Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wetsuit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around??"

The man looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!?!"

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