“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It's a candle!” he said.
“Okay,” St. Peter replies. “A bit of a stretch, but I guess it’s close enough. You may pass through the Pearly gates.”
The Scotsman then reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They're bells!”
Saint Peter (rolling his eyes a bit) said, “Okay, again, not exactly what we’re looking for, but fine. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “Okay, the lighter and the keys barely squeaked through. But how on Heaven OR Earth do a pair of women’s skivvies represent Christmas?
And the Irishman replied, 'They’re Carol's!”