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Saturday, December 24, 2016

One night, on Christmas Eve...

On Christmas Eve, a burglar broke into the home of a lawyer. The thief took all the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree but left the packages for the wife and children alone.

As the criminal was leaving the house, a policeman who happened to be passing by apprehended him.

He confessed to what he did but told the policeman that he couldn't be arrested.

The policeman asked why, and the thief responded,

"Because the law states that I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney."

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