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Sunday, December 4, 2016

One day, at the Pearly Gates...

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.  When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, the Lord Himself is there to receive him.

"Welcome," God says. "You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush have anything to do with 9/11?"

God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no foreknowledge of the attacks whatsoever."

The conspiracy theorist thinks to himself, this goes even deeper than I thought...

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