Wait for it...

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Cheetahs

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Cooking Shows

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Humans are adorable

I'm thinking the writer is some sort of alien...




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How to Brew Tea

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Magnificent Panorama

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I'm somewhat conflicted.

On one hand, this is mildly terrifying. 

On the other hand, I'm thinking, "Dude, that's it! You shoot for those stars, kid!"


(Either way, I thought it was funny)

No, I haven't seen the cat. Why?

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Me, after eating one piece of kale

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Nutritional Levels

Official Butthurt Report

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Life Lessons

This week's Moment of Zen

Aunt Carol

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How Big Is Baby? (A Handy Pregnancy Guide)

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For anyone with a broken heart...

A Guide to British Slang

FACTOID FRIDAY

Spotted in Wisconsin

My niece is getting married tomorrow in Wisconsin, so I'm here this week, scoping out the area. I went to Upper Lake Park (in Port Washington) a couple of  nights ago, and saw these three deer just calmly grazing in the grass

The Wisdom of Dick Solomon

Or so I've been told

Reset the Clock. Again.

Stephen Colbert said it best:

Don't worry, Donald. 

They're not laughing at you,

they're laughing with each OTHER at you.

A little sump'n sump'n about the English Language

THROWBACK THURSDAY - "PDA's"

(originally published on November 16, 2011)

Don't Vote

Well, he's not wrong...

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This could come in handy...

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Don'tcha HATE when this happens?

(Thanks, Don!)

Website Wednesday 18.39

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Hey, remember a couple of years 

                            ago when the Large Hadron Collider 

                            overloaded and broke down, and 

                            everyone was saying stuff like, “It’s 

                            a good thing nothing weird happened

                            like some bizarre shift in reality!”?

                            Maybe it’s time to revisit that.

Top of the heap:  Didja see this? Didja hear about this? 7-year old's amazing rendition of the National Anthem

Finalists for the Funniest Wildlife Photos of 2018

11 Tasty Ways to Celebrate Autumn

Attention All Restaurants: Please Stop It With the "Fun" Bathroom Signs

Carl Sagan's Problem With Plato

Amazing Roofs From Around the World (Thanks, David!)

The Hidden Limits of the "All-You-Can-Eat" Buffet

An Explanation of the Ames Illusion

11 Horrible Jokes Restaurant Servers Have Heard a Million Times

5 Car Gadgets and Inventions You've Gotta See

What's the Maximum Gravity We Could Survive?

How Russia Helped Swing the Election For Trump

The Weird and Mystical World of Sleepwalking
Restaurant Designs That Are Comically Bad

Draw amazing art (e.g. wallpaper) in seconds with Weavesilk

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

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Cooking Tip

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Magic!

Flamethrower vs "Not a Flamethrower"

How does Elon Musk’s “Not a Flamethrower” compare to a real military flamethrowers? 

(HINT: The "Not a Flamethrower" is aptly named)

Every. Single. Night.

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TWEETS OF THE WEEK