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Monday, November 30, 2020

A page from a 70's cookbook





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Beauty Pageant Conspiracy





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Proposed New Phonetic Alphabet Chart




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MONDAY MIND GAME

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. 

How does the man escape?


















Give up?
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He waits until night time, and then goes out through the first door.

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Wait





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This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!




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Happy Monday, Little Ducks


Yes.





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Saturday, November 28, 2020

Not-So-Instant Karma





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Crop Dusting





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Just Parent-y Stuff


Why didn’t the cow laugh at my joke?

Why didn’t the cow laugh at my joke?
He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears. He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

I was at a joke competition too, so the steaks were high, yet I still managed to butcher the joke. I knew I should have stuck to that cowculus competition instead, except everything goes in one ear and out the udder in my math classes.

Ok you should stop reading here, it's probably pasture bedtime.


At *LEAST*





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This week's Moment of Zen


Disgusting Vegans




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Tool Expectations




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