A collection of names, phrases, words,
clichés and expressions used to describe bad golf shots. Memorize a few golf sayings then recite some of these on the the golf course.
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Anna Kournikova - When
you hit a golf shot that looks great, but unlikely to be a good result.
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Bill Clinton - When
you can't remember which hole you played last.
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Bobby Darin – a Splish Splash - When you hit a golf shot into the
water.
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Brazilian - A
putt that shaves both sides of the hole.
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Britney Spears - Looks
pretty but has all kinds of trouble
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Bud Light - A
golf shot that is very close to water.
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Cold Shower - When
a putt goes in and out quickly.
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Condom - When you hit a golf
shot that didn’t feel very good but it is safe.
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Darth Vader - A
wicked slicer
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Elton John - A
big bender that lips the rim.
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Enron - A suspicious
score submission, lack of accounting skills
A Flusher - A
putt that swirls around the hole before going down.
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Giraffe's Ass - It's
high and it stinks.
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Glenn Miller - Kept low and didn't make it over the water.
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Imodium - When
you hit a golf shot that just keeps running and running and running.
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John F. Kennedy Jr. - When
you hit a golf shot that didn't make it over the water.
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Kobe Bryant - When
you get caught failing to record an 'away' score on your handicap.
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Linda Ronstadt - (Blue
Bayou) blew by you - a longer drive than previous hitter(s)
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Mother-in-law - When
you hit a golf shot that looked good leaving.
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Mother-in-law putt - Nothing
but lip.
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OJ Simpson - When
you hit a bad golf shot and somehow get away with it.
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Onion - Hitting a golf shot
that makes you cry.
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Princess Grace - You should have taken a driver.
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Raisin Bran - Two
scoops – amount of divot mix required to fill the divot hole.
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Rodney King - Over
clubbed
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Rush Limbaugh - When
you hit a golf shot too far to the right.
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Salman Rushdie - An
impossible read.
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Scud - A shot with
questionable accuracy.
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Snowman - When
you score an 8 on a hole.
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Son-in-law - When
you hit a golf shot that turns out a whole lot better than you ever thought it
would.
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Sonny Bono - When
you hit your shot straight into the trees.
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Sophia Loren - When
you hit a golf shot that looks good for a very long time.
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Ted Kennedy - When
you hit a golf ball off a bridge into the water.
A Therman Munson - When you hit a golf shot that is
a dead yank.
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Tim Horton - a
double, double (two double bogeys in a row).
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Toupee - When you take a divot
large enough that you could wear it.
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Twiggy - When you hit a golf
shot that is a very thinly hit shot .
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Willie Nelson - On
the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.
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Woodpecker - When
you hit an errant shot into the woods that bounces off a few trees, and makes a
noise similar to the bird of the same name.
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Yasser Arafat - When
you hit a golf shot that is ugly and in the sand.
