A man is visiting Spain and decides
to eat in a local restaurant. He sees a delicious-looking meal being served
next table. Puzzled, he asks the waiter, "What are they having? It smells
great even from here!"
"That's our specialty here, Señor.”
the waiter replies. They are the testicles of the bull from the bullfight this
morning,"
The man, wanting to make the most
of his vacation by trying out exotic cuisines, says, "I'd get that as
well. Thanks."
"I'm very sorry, Señor, but
the bullfight happens only once a day. If you'd like, since you are our honored
guest, I'll ask our owner to save tomorrow's meal for you."
The man comes back the next day and
true enough, he gets to eat the specialty. The waiter asks him, "What can
you say about the meal, Señor?"
The guest replies, "If I could,
I'd come back every day to eat this! I even posted a photo of it on Instagram,
and my friends are very envious of my food. I just have one question, though. Why
do the testicles seem a lot smaller than yesterday's?"
The waiter proudly announces,
"Oh, Señor, on some days, the bull wins the fight!"
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