Bacon Sunrise

"Cardiac arrest. Not sure if from cholesterol or pure joy."


"The hills are alive, but not for long with that cholesterol level." 

"Ron Swanson shed a single tear when he saw this."

"This is next to the land of milk and honey."

"Cloudy with a chance of fuck yes."

"If only there were bacon fields to frolic through"

"Obligatory needs more bacon."

"Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you bacon, and that's pretty close."





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