A guy stuck his head into a
barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked
around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck
his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour
and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and
said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned
to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he
go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
"Your house!"
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