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Thursday, December 12, 2019

THROWBACK THURSDAY - "A fun 3-minute test"

(Originally published on December 20, 2013)

Skipnote: This has been around for a long time. I had a Social Studies teacher who gave this out when I was in high school.  It's still entertaining.


CAN YOU FOLLOW DIRECTIONS?
This is a timed test – you have 3 minutes only!

  1. Read all the instructions carefully before doing anything.

  2. Put your name in the upper right-hand corner of this paper.

  3. Loudly call out your first name

  4. Circle the word NAME in sentence two.

  5. If you have followed directions carefully to this point, call out “I have.”

  6. Draw five small squares in the upper left-hand corner.

  7. Put an “X” in each square.

  8. In your normal speaking voice, count backwards, ten to one.

  9. Put a circle around each square.

10. Sign your name under the title of this paper.

11. After the title, write, “Yes, yes, yes.”

12. Put a circle completely around sentence number seven.

13. When you reach this point, LOUDLY call out, “I AM THE LEADER IN FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS!”

14. Put an “X” in the lower left-hand corner of this paper.

15. Draw a triangle around the “X” you just put down.

16. On the back of this paper, multiply 703 by 66.

17. Loudly call out, ‘I AM NEARLY FINISHED. I HAVE FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.”

18. Draw a rectangle around the word “corner” in sentence six.

19. On the reverse side of this paper, add 8950 and 9805.

20. Put a circle wound your answer, and put a square around the circle.

21. Punch three small holes in the top of this paper with your pencil point.

22. Underline all even numbers on the left side of this paper.

23. Now that you have finished reading everything carefully, do only sentences one and two.


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