Borg Lines

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Borg Starter Kit:  some assimilation required.

Borg saying:  We came.  We assimilated.  We left.

Borg spreadsheet program:  Locutus 1-2-3.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.

BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Geraldo of Borg: Next: brothers who assimilate sisters.

Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.

HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.

Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?

Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?

Caffeine of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.

Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.

Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.

Fudd of Borg! Wesistance is usewess!  Pwepawe to be assimiwated!

Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!

Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!

Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.

Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.

My other computer is a Borg.

P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.

Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.

Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   

A: All of them.

The Borg are coming!  Quick, try and look useless.

The Borg Assimilated My Race And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!

The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrrrrr..relevant! 

Borg Voicemail Message:

WE ARE BORG.  

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.  

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

But we're not home right now.  So leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later.