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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Double tap




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TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Vote 'Em Out" by Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson debuted a new song at the rally for Beto O'Rouke on Saturday night.

Vote ‘Em Out

Here’s a new song I want to spring on y’all tonight.
Take it home, will ya? Spread it around.


If you don’t like who’s in there, vote ‘em out
That’s what an election day is all about
And the biggest gun we got
Is called a ballot box
If you don’t like who’s in there, vote ‘em out

Vote 'em out, vote 'em out.
And when they're gone we'll sing and dance and shout. 
And we'll bring some new ones in, 
And they will start this show again
And if you don't like who's in there, vote 'em out."

And if this is a bunch of clowns you voted in
Election Day is comin’ ‘round again
And if you don’t like it
You can change it anyhow
If you don’t like who’s in there, vote ‘em out

Vote 'em out, vote 'em out.
And when they're gone we'll sing and dance and shout. 
And we'll start this show again,
And bring some new ones in, 
And if you don't like who's in there, vote 'em out."

Vote 'em out, vote 'em out.
And when they're gone we'll sing and dance and shout. 
And we'll bring some new ones in, 
And they will start this show again
And if you don't like who's in there, vote 'em out."
And if you don't like who's in there, vote 'em out."

Thinking of opening a furniture store?




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Actually, that's a pretty good question




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Monday, October 1, 2018

Something Weird

Best watched in full screen mode

Just in Time for October!

The Best Halloween Costumes of the Year
(so far)
Yeah, this pretty much sums up my reaction when I saw this



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MONDAY MIND GAME

A (fairly) new Internet craze is "Find the Panda"
Here's your chance














Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer:






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Just above the halfway point on the left side,
about 4-6 images in



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Congratulations, Kate and Daniel!

My beautiful niece Kate Grossman got married to Daniel Simmons this past weekend.

Despite falling temperatures (and later on, falling rain), the ceremony went off without a hitch (well, that is, until Daniel flubbed his "I do" line with "I will," and then quickly corrected himself). Close to 200 family and friends gathered and watched these two say their vows.

They'd decided to say the traditional vows ("I, Daniel, take thee, Kate, to be my lawfully wedded wife..."), and then follow them up with modernized (and customized) vows they wrote themselves. They pulled it off well!

And, of course, Uncle Skip got his turn to dance with the bride...

Me with Kate and her mom Janet

According to eyewitness reports, subjects "...laid down the boogie and played that funky music 'til they died"
And (closing with a phrase that will pretty much make my high school journalism teacher, Bob Secord, spin in his grave), a good time was had by all!

Congratulations, 
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Simmons!
(Just remember, if you hurt my niece, I'm a scuba diver. I know places to hide you that no one will ever find)

Happy Monday, Little Ducks!


Do NOT laugh at this.

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BAD viewer!