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Friday, August 28, 2020
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One day, in Heaven...
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a Cat have died.
Then God looks at the Cat and says, “And what do you believe in?”
All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side.”
“Doberman,” asks God, “what do you believe in?”
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”
“Aha,” says God. “You may sit to my left.”
The Cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
THROWBACK THURSDAY - "The Need for Speed?"
(Originally published on February 28, 2015)
With all of his action roles in movies and him doing a lot of the stunts himself, you would naturally think that if you and Tom Cruise were in a car being chased by bad guys, it’d be better to let him drive.
And that wouldn’t be a bad idea, either. On Top Gear’s Celebrity Lap Challenge, he had the 9th fastest time with 1:44:02.
How you doin?
With all of his action roles in movies and him doing a lot of the stunts himself, you would naturally think that if you and Tom Cruise were in a car being chased by bad guys, it’d be better to let him drive.
And that wouldn’t be a bad idea, either. On Top Gear’s Celebrity Lap Challenge, he had the 9th fastest time with 1:44:02.
Then again, this guy came in 2nd with a time of 1:42:02.
And THIS guy
was the fastest, with 1:42:01
How you doin?
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