A very distinguished lady was on a
plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest
whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can
I do for you?"
"Here’s the problem, I bought
myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum
of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that
they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your
cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child,
but you must realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face
Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him
the "hair remover".
The aircraft arrived at its
destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my
sash, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the
customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have
there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has
never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the
customs officer said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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